You graduated high school.
You joined the military.
You are an “adult”.
But yet, you still act like a 16 year old girl in high school.
You don’t do anything but drink, smoke, and party like it’s the coolest thing to do and you decide to lie to everyone about everything.
You’re “best friend” is a low life douche bag who has no job, no car, no money, no education, and is ugly as shit.
But then again, you’re not really standing on top of the world yourself, are you?
You have no good future for yourself, your tattoo’s look like shit, you’re a poser for everything you think you stand for, and you think everyone adores you.
Here’s the real story buddy, you are a white trash, low life scumbag who decided that you weren’t smart enough to go get an education in college so you went the next best route; join the military.
You’re a pathological liar who only hurts everyone except the few people you have left in life (which there aren’t many to begin with). You deceived all of your ex girlfriends and probably still do to this day.
You want to be a man and be respected like one? Grow up. Wipe that teenage smirk off your face, mind your own business, and act like an adult. Because let me tell you something right now buddy, you want to play games? Fine, I’m all in. But get ready to get fucked over so hard you won’t know which way is up.
Anyone who messes with my friends or family is knocking on my door too many times, and I won’t have it.