So…
I played and beat Spec Ops: The Line in one sitting tonight (because I had nothing else to do) and I’m wondering…why has no one told me to play it until just recently.
That story was just…awesome. The twists, the problems, the fourth wall being broken. How could people not want to play it. The game is short, which isn’t a problem, but I wish I could have had more. I highly suggest playing it to any of my followers. It may look like a generic third person military shooter (which is mainly is at first) but believe me, when it kicks in…it kicks in hard.
Drezinator: To All Mass Effect Players →
I just noticed something extremely strange in Mass Effect 1. On the planet Sharjila, in Artemis Tau, Macedon, there is a strange…noise. If you go near the crashed probe when you land and go park the Mako up on hill near it you’ll hear what sounds like a whale of some sort. I would like to say it…
So I almost posted this a year ago so I thought I would give an update to any who still cared. Supposedly these ‘strange noises’ are Rachni singing (which I find hard to believe, but whatever). The only reason I’m reposting this is because I started playing number 1 on the PS3 and noticed the same noise, on the same planet, in the same area.
For one college student, the stories of an inhumanly tall supernatural being couldn’t be farther from reality. But, as the school year transcribes, Jamie is hearing all sorts of strange tales about a paranormal entity that takes the virginity of young women. That’s all spook stories to scare girls into having sex, or is it? The truth of a tall, slender man may be more real than she’s ready for.
THIS IS A REAL FUCKING BOOK.
THIS IS FUCKING REAL.
A SLENDERMAN SMUT BOOK THAT YOU CAN BUY AT BARNES AND FUCKING NOBLE.
I’M DONE.
I.
AM.
FUCKING.
DONE.
NO PLEASE GOD NO
GUYS
OH
MY
GOD
WHY IN THE HELL DOES THIS EXIST
WHY
WHAT
THIS IS
AND
IT’S A
…
no.
May we now please direct our attention to the following link for reading pleasure.
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/slender-man
And now lets direct our attention to the next link for a comparison.
http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/slenderbone-gregor-daniels/1113284145
NO. I AM NOT BELIEVING THIS AT ALL.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS THIS? WHAT IF THIS THING EVOLVED TO THE POINT OF BIGGER SIZE AND BECAME INTELLIGENT? WTF WOULD WE DO THEN?
I Forgot To Mention
When I beat Mass Effect 3 for the second time tonight I realized that I truly hate the ending and that none of it makes sense.
Why is it that as soon as Harbinger hits Shepard with it’s laser, Shepard is somehow de-armored and in his/her casual clothing?
Why is Joker even leaving Earth and why did he head through a Mass Relay?!
WHERE THE HELL IS IT THAT THE NORMANDY LANDS?!
WHO IS THE FRIGGIN’ OLD MAN AND KID AT THE END?!?!
WHY DO I EVEN CARE WHO THEY ARE WHEN I SHOULD BE MORE WORRIED ABOUT HOW MY CHOICES SHOULD MATTER?!?!
…You know, this kind of makes me regret playing this AGAIN for the insanity playthrough now. I will, however, go through it and prove my point that I CAN DO IT.
Also, this is a random complaint.
Why in the world can’t the Tumblr text tool set work properly?! When I start a bold word and then end the bold after the word it cancels out the bold.
Excuse me, sorry, but when I went to college for CIT the proper coding for this worked as bold (word) finish bold, not bold (word) un-bold the word.
It kind of irritates me a little bit.
What. The actual. Fuck? Microsoft could be focusing their time and money on better things other than this. One suggestion would be MAKING A SYSTEM THAT DOESN’T SUCK SO MUCH NOW.
This just makes me want it more.
To All Mass Effect Players
I just noticed something extremely strange in Mass Effect 1. On the planet Sharjila, in Artemis Tau, Macedon, there is a strange…noise. If you go near the crashed probe when you land and go park the Mako up on hill near it you’ll hear what sounds like a whale of some sort. I would like to say it has something to do with the probe or wild life on the planet, yet the planet has no wild life roaming around and it only occurs on this hill and nowhere else. If anyone has an idea I’d like to hear it and if I need to somehow record it I will.
Most terrifying scene of Alan Wake so far..
Another interesting fact about the game! During development and testing the team actually wanted to include different types of Taken to mix the gameplay up a bit. They went from making the Taken take over bears and wolves to the giant mammoth skeleton in the lodge towards the beginning of the game. The problem was that testers felt as though it was too much to handle and in the end they took out the animals. I personally would have LOVED to see fights like this. I mean, come on. YOU HAVE TO STOP TRACTORS AND CRANES AND OTHER THINGS PEOPLE THAT ARE BEING CONTROLLED BY THE TAKEN.
Dear Steam,
STOP HAVING PROBLEMS. I have no idea why you won’t launch appropriately, but it’s starting to get on my ever lasting nerve. Seriously, all I want to do is sign in, get my free game, and sign off. Is that too much to ask for? No, not in the slightest.
Sincerely,
Me
UPDATE
OMG IT’S A MIRACLE! STEAM ACTUALLY LAUNCHED CORRECTLY! WOO FREE GAME FOR ME!!
